5 Lies You Must Tell Women You Date

Words by Thomas Jamison

A woman will always tell you they want you to be honest with them, but the truth is there are certain topics that, if you did tell them what you really thought, would start an argument you really don’t want to have. Check out my list of the Top 5 Topics That You Must Lie to a woman about.

5. She can’t cook.

You can start the lies off with the one that most women take very seriously. The women I have dated all thought they could cook their asses off, however only one could really throw down. For the ones who couldn’t, I simply always knew to say I had a late lunch only a hour or so before she put a plate of overcooked pork chops on my plate.

4. She gained a few pounds.

This one is a truly sensitive topic with most women. If she is insecure about her weight, she will look to her man to reinforce a lie that she is trying to make herself believe. The truth is she in fact has gained weight, and her jeans waistline really is tighter in September than it was in June. An honest boyfriend would let her know that, offer up a trial membership to the local gym, and sign her up to Weight Watchers. You probably won’t be that proactive though.

3. That outfit makes her “look” fat.

Similar to number 4, this one is more about perception. Perhaps your girl really hasn’t gained a lot of weight, but that dress she wore last summer that got your attention now doesn’t fit her quite the same. You can lie and say she is just as stunning as the day you laid eyes on her, but what happens when you start following the rules of the game(number 7) on her?

2. You really do like her family/friends/kids.

If you keep it 100 with your girl, you would tell her you can’t stand her crazy ass mama, or annoying little son that looks at you like that Dorritos commercial from the Superbowl last year.

1. Her sex game is the best you’ve ever had.

This one could cause more insecurity than any, but it also could be the most real. Your girl might be what you needed in many areas of your life, but if her head game leaves much to be desired, you have a problem. Especially if you have been with freaks before that had the neighbors knowing your name.

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