Keeping It Real…Fake

Words by Thomas Jamison

Talking to the fellas a few days ago, Nicki Minaj somehow came up. One of my friends asked to all of us, “Would you marry a woman with fake bodyparts?(breasts, ass, etc). The answers were split in the room. No matter where you are, you likely see sistas on the regular with something fake on them. It might be subtle like nail tips or eyelashes, or perhaps a weave or laced front wig. The body imperfections they were given might now be enhanced via a boob job or butt lift. Don’t forget that lipo to get rid of the love handles. Do those things show you a woman is shallow and superficial, or cares about her appearance enough to go all out?

I l iked the fact my boy asked the question and put marry in there and not just date/have sex with/ etc. I know the answers would be universal in that regard. To me, a woman who has to go and buy a booty is doing it for reasons that all point to insecurity with who she really is. Her God-given flat butt might not be what’s hot in the streets, but it’s what she has. Going for the Angel Lola Luv look tells everyone you crave attention(all kinds), and will do just about anything for it. Getting bigger breasts is no different. Silicone isn’t supposed to be in your body, and having 2 balloons on your chest isn’t a quality I would look for in a wife.

Don’t get me wrong, I would dig those girls out all day. But that’s where it would end. The fake booty weave wearing female is always in the jumpoff lane, no matter what. Don’t get mad at the messenger ladies, it’s the truth. If you want further confirmation, think about the females you know that look like that. Odds are they are single now, or have failed relationship after failed relationship. One likely contributing factor – the fakeness. The exterior is what draws the attention of the fellas they deal with, and, much like a car, makes you want it. Then things start to show up later, and the sex appeal isn’t as much. Eventually, you realize there’s more headache and heartache due to the internalized issues that woman has, and you bounce. On the surface, guys probably think to themselves “Why would you not wanna wife up her?” That very guy is usually the next one up to find out, the hard way.

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