5 Things I Hate About Black Women

Words by Thomas Jamison

There are some things we as black men do that sistas will never get. It’s inevitable. No matter how many times you try to make your girl understand, she will not “get it”. On the other hand, there are countless actions she will do that will have you scratching your head all day if you allow it. Rather than bore you with the entire list, I have narrowed it down to five of the more consistent traits amongst women.

5. Women live in their car, but don’t take care of it like their house.
Most sistas I know have pretty nice cars, but if you ever look on the inside of them, you would think a 7 year old lives in there. While the fact remains for those single moms, a 7 year old REALLY does live there, women just don’t take care of their cars the way men do. A sista can be driving a 2010 BMW and that bad boy will be looking like a tornado went through her closet on the inside. A brotha, on the other hand, will make sure his 1995 Acura Legend is waxed weekly if possible.

4. Pretty Black Women cannot get along with each other.
I have yet to see this one be proven wrong. Before I get sistas emailing us mad, take some time to think about it. How many women as adults have you befriended who you can admit is a dime, or looks as good or better than you? Not many if any. Fact is, many women see “the other pretty girl in the room” as competition, and the attention men give her is what she wants. Why would she befriend that?

3. Black Women think there are no good men out there.
I don’t need to really go into this one, do I? This video will refresh your memory.

2. CP Time was originated by sistas.
Again, this doesn’t apply to every black woman out there, but when was the last time you had to be somewhere by a certain time with your girl, and you knew ahead of time you were gonna be late because she can’t get ready in time?

1. Women can justify every single action they take.
A brotha not on his game will be fooled by this every time. Women can justify every action they take, and will make you think they are never wrong. Even when they know they are wrong, how many sistas you know admit it freely? You still thinking about it, right? Fact is, the women that do cheat out there can justify why they do it, just like the women who have no self discipline to stay on a budget, diet, or get to work on time can justify those shortcomings too.

While I made a list of five things I hate about sistas, there are 50 things I love about them, and that list will be coming on a future update here at YoungBrothas.com.

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