The Fine Art of Fallacio

A YB Ladies Week Exclusive
Guest Blog by Model/Resident SexPert Anise Tai

I’ve done a few articles for women now its time for something for my men. The Art of Fallacio comes with 3 main components
1. Enthusiasm.
2. No teeth.
3. Technique.
Lets start with Enthusiasm.

There’s absolutely nothing worse than having a person perform oral on you and you know they aren’t really enjoying it. This is where the enthusiasm comes in. It is important to enjoy what you are doing to him. Having a hard time bringing yourself to do it? Make it fun for you. Use lubricants that taste good or try the all time favorite chocolate or whip cream to help you cope.

Once you’ve gotten pass the actual act of doing it now its time to enjoy. Start off slowly by putting as much of the penis in your mouth as possible. If you gag don’t be embarrassed, for them that’s a plus! Use your entire mouth including your jaws to actually suck his penis. Push your tongue upward so that it creates a total blanket effect around his penis. Move your head up and down and continue to suck. Your mouth will begin to tire. Once this occurs increase the enthusiasm by moaning in between sucks. This will help give your jaws a break. Another trick to give your mouth a break is to place your mouth over the head of the penis and twirl your tongue in a circular motion.

To keep your teeth away some women opt to cover them with their lips. Another no teeth technique is to use your lips to actually suck. Its always good to take your time while performing fallacio, moving slowly helps you insure your doing it right as well.

Now for technique. Use your hands!! Contrary to your belief this intensifies the sensation for him. While sucking, wrap your hand completely around the bottom half of his penis. Move your in a circular motion moving up and down as if you were twirling double douche. Move your mouth and hand in unison in a circular up and down motion. This will almost certainly produce a release. Some men prefer you to play with the scrotum. To rest, place the scrotum in your mouth and twirl your tongue around the entire sack while stroking the penis up and down. This could also produce a release.

Now what do you do with semen? Totally up to you. Some women run from this part but there are a few things you can do if you just cant stomach the taste of semen.

1. Let him ejaculate on your breast, face or butt. This usually is the next best thing to the mouth especially if you make him believe you like it. While sucking invite him to the area you want. For example “ hmmm cum on my tits” will make him believe you’d enjoy it more if he came in that specific area.

2. Let him ejaculate in your mouth but spit it out discreetly. Most men like the thought of a woman swallowing their ejaculate but do they really watch to see if you actually swallowed it? No. While sucking fill your mouth with as much saliva as possible( this will keep you from tasting it) then allow him to release. While he’s laying there basking in “his glory” release it into your hand then tell him your going to get a towel to clean him up. You can dispose of it from there.

And lastly if swallowing is your thing make sure you really make it your thing. When he approaches arrival don’t let him just ejaculate in your mouth, control it. Suck it his ejaculate out of his penis using your entire mouth and jaws. When he’s finish slide your mouth off the penis slowly ; as it will be sensitive to the touch.

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